Not Just Love – Sex, Too

I have a theory (hold on to your hats!). I’ve had this theory for awhile now, at least a few years…now I shall share it with you.

My theory states that one way to make the world a happy, easy-going place is to enjoy some good sex. Sounds easy, right? Apparently not. I’m mostly speaking to the women of my audience since it’s a bit harder for us to, ummm, finish.

Think about the last time you truly had an orgasm. Didn’t you feel at peace, like all is right with the world? Didn’t that happy-go-lucky feeling follow you into the next day? Work was better, school was better, life – in general – was better.

I thought up this theory one day while watching some women get angry over something trivial (okay, men of my audience, I don’t want to hear “when don’t they”). It was all over the news – and it was something lame. Remember a bit ago when they had girls in bikinis serving coffee and people in the community thought it was inappropriate? Well, these group of women were upset about something as stupid as that. When I looked at the women on TV, I thought to myself – these women obviously are not getting any, otherwise they would not be upset over this.

Regularity is not the key. Regular sex does not replace infrequent good sex. It has to be good sex. Both parties have to be completely satisfied.

Sometimes you have to give a little to get a little (if you know what I mean). Suck it up (no pun intended, I swear) and you will be rewarded. Once you have, ahem, finished, you will instantly feel better. Your stress will disappear. Things that once bothered you will no longer. Your mate will also feel relieved. If your relationship was rocky, there will be smooth roads ahead.

My dear readers, I do not lie. This theory, in my experience, has been tested, tried and proven true. So that song, “all you need is love” is not necessarily true…you need some good humping, too!